Song: 乳信！占いの館 [☆☆☆相談無料☆☆☆]
English: Booblieve! The House of Fortune-Telling [☆☆☆Free Consultation☆☆☆]
Album: アニマル・ストライク!
Artist: ARM × まろん ft. ななひら & ricono
| Japanese | English |
|---|---|
| 今巷で話題の 占いの館… | Now trending on the streets... the House of Fortune-Telling |
| ここに来た人々は皆 語彙力を無くすという… | They say that everyone who comes here ends up losing all sense of vocabulary... |
| た、たのもーっ！ | Anyone there!? |
| はぁい！ | Yes! |
| お悩み事は このロリの母にお任せおれ～～っ！！！ | Leave your worries to this Loli Mama!!! |
| 「イェーーーイ！！」 | "Yaaaay!!" |
| 相談無料！絶対当たる！ 信じるものは救われる！ | Free consultation! 100% accurate! Believe, and you'll be saved! |
| 相談無料！絶対当たる！ 信じるものは救われる！ | Free consultation! 100% accurate! Believe, and you'll be saved! |
| あなた今日はお一人様？ | Are you here by yourself today? |
| なんで！凄い！当たってる！ | How!? Amazing! You're spot on! |
| ズバっとまるっとお見通し | It's all immediately obvious to me |
| 頑張る姿もロリ！ロリ！ | Even when trying hard you're so loli! Loli! |
| 抱える悩みを聞きましょう | Let's hear what's been troubling you |
| 実は最近胸元が ムズっとキュンって苦しいんです | Well, lately there's been this tight, fluttery feeling around my chest... |
| それは大変！！ | That's serious!! |
| 占いましょう | Let's read your fortune |
| 救いたまえよ水晶よ～ | Bestow your salvation, O crystal! |
| わ！なんか、凄く、それっぽい！ | Wow! It's so... very... legit-looking! |
| 押さえつけられる苦しみが…！ | Thy pain that is being suppressed...! |
| そうなんです、肩もなんか凝って…。 | That's right, and my shoulders feel stiff too... |
| Oh それは悪霊の仕業ね！ | Oh! 'Tis the work of an evil spirit! |
| なんとかして！ | Please do something! |
| ア～～～悪霊退散 Aカップ Bカップ Cカップ | Ah~~~ begone evil spirit, A-cup, B-cup, C-cup... |
| G。 | G. |
| Gィ！？！？えっG？？？？？？ | G!?!? Huh, G?????? |
| ハイ…。 | Yes... |
| あっ、そう…。 | Ah, is that so... |
| これは恋の病、なのでしょうか…。 | Could this be lovesickness...? |
| いやそれ絶対おっぱいだよ。成長期成長期。 | No, that’s definitely just your boobs — growth spurt, growth spurt. |
| スピリチュアリズム de マジカルパワー | Spiritualism and magical power |
| ここに来れば なんでも分かるハズなの | Anyone who comes can learn all they need to know |
| 凄く 素敵！無敵！スピリチュアル | So splendid! Invincible! Spiritual |
| 大人になれば忘れちゃう | Once you're an adult, you forget |
| 子供のとき感じた トキメキとか | What you felt as a kid, like that spark |
| 大きすぎる私 | The me that's grown too big |
| Ｇカップをいけにえに | Offer up that G-cup as a sacrifice |
| つるぺたを召喚 | Summon a flat chest |
| 「サクセス！！」 | "Success!" |
| いつでも 占いの館で解決よ | You'll always find a solution at the House of Fortune-Telling |
| 相談無料！絶対当たる！ 信じるものは救われる！ | Free consultation! 100% accurate! Believe, and you'll be saved! |
| 相談無料！絶対当たる！ 信じるものは救われる！ | Free consultation! 100% accurate! Believe, and you'll be saved! |
| 今日は、もひとつ相談が… | So I have another concern today... |
| よしこい！ぱちこい！どんとこーい！ | Alright! Bring it on! Whatever it is! |
| 最近男子の眼差しが…。 | Lately the boys keep giving me stares... |
| 前傾姿勢はメーデー！メーデー！ | A forwards-leaning posture is a mayday! Mayday! |
| 体操服まで盗まれて…。 | They even stole my gym clothes... |
| そりゃだっちゃかん！えちゃけな子！なんとかしてあげましょう | That's just awful! My poor dear! Let's see what we can do |
| ロリの母の名 | The name of Loli Mama |
| 偽り無し | Is no lie |
| 救いのアイテム下さいな～ | Please, give me an item of salvation! |
| おっ、それならコチラ、幸せの壺 | Oh! Then how about this — the Vase of Happiness |
| もしや不思議な利益が！ | Will it bestow some mysterious benefit...!? |
| いや特に？でもホラ、可愛いでしょ？ | Not really? But look, it's cute right? |
| 一体全体おいくらまんえん…！？ | So how many tens of thousands of yen could this be...!? |
| 30円～ やすっ！ 30円～ | 30 yen~ So cheap! 30 yen~ |
| 分かった酷い事するんだ！エロ同人みたいに！ | I get it, they'll do terrible things to me, like in an erotic doujinshi! |
| ちょっと待って！！ | Hold on a sec!! |
| そんなことしないよ！！ | I'd never do that!! |
| あたし、あなたの幸せを本当に願っているの！！ | I am truly wishing for your happiness!! |
| お、おロリさま…。 | Oh, Loli-sama... |
| スピリチュアリズム de マジカルパワー | Spiritualism and magical power |
| ここに来れば 誰でも幸せになる | Anyone who comes can become happy |
| なんか 平和！ですね！スピリチュアル | It's like peaceful! Right!? Spiritual |
| 大人になれば忘れちゃう | Once you're an adult, you forget |
| 子供のようなハート 優しさとか | That child-like heart, like its gentleness |
| 悩める子羊よ… | Oh, you troubled lamb... |
| おロリさま、わたし… | Loli-sama, I... |
| 全て、分かっていますよ… | I already know everything... |
| バブ… | Goo goo |
| いつでも 導いてくれる おロリさま | The Loli-sama will always guide you |
| さぁ、一緒に行きましょう。あの山の向こうにある「つるぺた村」へ | Now, let's go together. To the "Flat-Chested Village" beyond that mountain |
| 無駄な二つの煩悩に捕われる事の無い、楽園…そう、パラダイス！！ | An Eden that'll free you of those two pointless worldly desires... indeed, a paradise!! |
| そして私は、乳信した。 | And thus, I started to booblieve. |
| おロリさま～！おロリさま～！おロリさま～！おロリさま～！ | Loli-sama~! Loli-sama~! Loli-sama~! Loli-sama~! |
| この方は おロリさまであるぞ！！胸が高い！！！！ | Behold this person — it's Loli-sama! The chest stands tall!!!! |
| 母ぁ～！ | Mama~! |
| おロリさま～！おロリさま～！おロリさま～！おロリさま～！ | Loli-sama~! Loli-sama~! Loli-sama~! Loli-sama~! |
| ヌーブラ、パッド、アイシャドウ…全てお見通しですよ… | NuBra, pads, eyeshadow... I see through it all... |
| 「プールサイドに体育の時間！」 | "It's P.E. class time by the pool!" |
| 「目のやり場に困りますぅぅぅ！！！」 | "I don't know where to loooook!!!" |
| 「ピーのピーが止まりませぬうう！！」 | "My bleep's bleep just won't stooop!!" |
| そんな時にはこの薬！ | At such times, use this medicine! |
| 効果がなければクーリングオフ | If it doesn't work, you can get a refund |
| 絶対信頼100％の愛 | Absolutely trustworthy 100% love |
| これは | Here it is... |
| 胸が 胸が？ 胸が 胸が！ | My chest... my chest? My chest... my chest! |
| 胸がちっちゃくなれ～～～～～！！！ | Shrink, shrink, shrink away~~~~~!!! |
| ペタンコニナール、好評販売中★ | Becomflatonin, on sale now ★ |
| スピリチュアリズム de マジカルパワー | Spiritualism and magical power |
| ここに来れば 世界が見違えてくる | Anyone who comes will have their world view changed |
| それは なんて！ハッピー！スピリチュアル | That is so! Happy! Spiritual |
| 大人になれば忘れちゃう | Once you're an adult, you forget |
| 子供のよき触れてた 温もりとか | What you often felt as a kid, like that warmth |
| あの丘の向こうで… | Over that hill... |
| ウフフフ… アハハハ… | Hehehe... Ahahaha... |
| まないた… つるぺた… | Cutting board... flat chest... |
| いつでも 占いの館は Welcome to | The House of Fortune-Telling will always welcome you |
| 困った時にはおいでませーーーーー！！！ | Drop by whenever you're in trouble!!! |
Notes
- 乳信 (nyuushin) in the title is a pun on 入信 (nyuushin, to join a religion) and 乳 (nyuu, breast)